Jaguars Q&A

Too funny ~

Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the

Super Bowl?
A: The Jacksonville Jaguars

Q: What do the Jacksonville Jaguars and the Pope have in
common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell  'Jesus
Christ.' 

Q: How do you keep a Jacksonville Jaguar out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Where do you go in Jacksonville in case of a tornado?
A: To the Municipal stadium - you never see a touchdown there.

Q: What do you call a Jacksonville Jaguar with a Super Bowl
ring?
A: A thief.

Q: What's the difference between the Jaguars and a  dollar
bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: How many Jaguars does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.

Q: What do the Jacksonville Jaguars and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road

--Digitaltangent =^.^=